Meet my best friend

I don’t have a lot of friends. The number of friends that I have is between 2 to 10 at most. I do make new friends, but close ones are rare and I’m trying my best to take care of them. The older I get, the less I can tolerate people so those who make past the 3 to 5 years mark, I will forever treasure them (as my personal collection of lovers LOL ).

I do have a very good friend, I do call her my best friend, but I don’t know if she considers me like that. Anyway she is stuck with me forever!

She is a tiny little woman, who love to complain, but in fact she is the most caring person you could ever met. The reason why I love her so much is that she is always there when you need her even if she’s busy to the point of exhaustion she will find the time, the way to get to you and be there for you. I love her because she is very cute and she accept her defaults, embrace them like the little woman that she is. I love her because she always care. I love her because she has seen me in my best and worst moments. I love her because I could tell her everything and she will silently judge me, but not too much (hahaha). I love her because even if she is judging me, she will always try to take it from my point of view and will always be on my side even if I’m dead wrong. She will tell me I’m dead wrong, but will still follow to my decision.

That’s why this tiny little woman is my best friend and I love her for who she is. She probably will never read this or know how much she mean to me, but I do try to show my appreciation with tiny affectionate moment (like poke at her boob because she says she has small boobs hahahaha).

I love you tiny little woman and thank you for being there all those years. Also I know I’m the most difficult person in the whole world, but only you can understand my weirdness and my diva attitude ❤


Another prompt

Hello people of this planet.
So in the last post, I was talking about some project that I’ve been doing offline, that is to come very soon, when I’m done I will post everything. To not let this blog rot away, let’s do some month’s prompt and yearly prompt. These were found online and Ponyta is in too, so don’t forget to check her blog for it.

Here are the previews

Would you be my friend?

Week 13: “Name a fictional character or monster you would love to have as a friend. Why do you think they would be a good friend to you.”
Raise you’re hand if you thought of Totoro when you read this question. I know I did. Why would Totoro be the perfect companion? Well it’s fluffy, it’s funny and incomprehensible. It can travel by jumping very high and very far (no need for roller coaster ride). It also can make trees grow by dancing around it. No need for more details Totoro is perfect.

A drink?

Week 12: “You have to design a cocktail or drink after yourself (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). What ingredients are in it, and what would you name it?”
I love cocktail, but to be honest most of the time I don’t really know what’s in my cocktail as long as it’s fruity and sweet.If I have to design one then it has to have lychee smoothie in it, for it sweet taste, with a bit of yuzu nectar and zest. For the alcohol part, it goes well with a bit of martini or vodka. Top with some lychee on a stick. I would want it to be more fruity than alcohol taste because that way you can drink plenty and be drunk without knowing. It would be called “Lychee in bikini” because it will be served cold for the hot weather. I would also add a hint of spicy in it, because I love spicy stuff. Just to see what will happen, maybe I will try to make it 😉 I will call it: Cheely (know what I did there? 😉 )

Eating is living

Week 11: “If you could indulge in anything without consequences, what would it be?”
Eating anything without gaining any weight nor bad health. That would be anyone’s biggest wish. There are so much in this world to taste. The different type of food/culture/spice, who wouldn’t want to be able to eat anything without consequences. I, myself, is found of sugar and we all know sugar can cause diabetes. It was a very hard thing for me to give up as I both enjoy natural and artificial sugar. I can swallow an entire watermelon if I wasn’t restraining myself.

Alien adoption

Week 10: “An alien has just abducted you. Give three reasons why it would send you back to Earth

  • I’m so not healthy, therefore nothing can be done on me unless they want to research high sugar in blood, body fat and myope.
  • I’m asian, therefore my ethnicity has already taken over the world. Nothing rare in there to research. If they want to take over the world, just disguise themselves as asian lol
  • I’m going to nag them until they are fed up and dump me back on earth. Yes, the power of nagging.


Week 9: “What one rule from your childhood do you not agree with now that you’re an adult?”

“Do not hit/pick on someone younger than you.”

This rule was made because obviously if you’re older and have more strength it would be a disadvantage for the other kid, but as a child I took this literally. I’m Vietnamese, like most asian, we have hierarchy in our society and call each other big sister/brother or little sister/brother. If someone happen to be older than me but is under me socially, for his mom/dad is beneath my parents socially, then he or she is considered to be “younger” than me in term of social hierarchy, therefore I could not pick on him/her. That rule was stupid because I can’t beat the crap out of them even if they annoyed me.

As an adult, that rule has gone out the window and I even abuse of my power.

Dinner for two

Day 8: Plan a “murder mystery” dinner party. Create the dinner menu and the guest list, and design the murder plot.

A mysterious host has organized a diner party, on a stormy evening, at the mansion on the top of the hill and 10 guests, 7 men and 3 women, were invited that night. The butler of the mansion, Sebastian, a dark tall young man, welcomed them and explained the events of the night. Not long after the entrée has been served that lighting strikes causing a blackout. Sebastian reassure the guests and excuse himself to go set up the candles that will allow the supper to continue. Into the tasting of their delectable entrée, one guest excuse himself to the washroom. 20 long minutes had passed, yet no sign of his return. One of the man stand up and go look for him as Sebastian has excused himself to the kitchen for the preparation of the first dish. Knocking on the washroom floor that was locked, he noticed that everything was silence. Returning to the dining room, he notify Sebastian, who has returned to serve more refreshment, and the both of them along with another man return to the washroom. After several knocking with no answer, Sebastian used his key to open the door, discovering the scene of a murder. The man was lying in what seems to be his own blood, no murder weapon in sight, with the washroom spotless. Leaving washroom and locking it behind them for further investigation, the men returned to the dining room and called for police assistance, but the police never came.
Throughout the night, more murders are happening left to right, leaving the rest of the guests scared and helpless. They will try to investigate for the culprit, but will soon face with desperation and clueless of who might be behind all of this. Only when they have discover the truth that the one who has invited them for this horror night will reveal himself.
10 guests arrived, only one will leave… or will he?

This somehow remind me of something LOL

Smell it!

Day 7: Create ten all-new funny scratch and sniff stickers. Describe the image and smell

I will use emoji to showcase this prompts and my lack of originality:

  1. 🍅 🍅
    The image of two 🍅 🍅  merge together. It smell like sun-dried tomatoes.
  2. 💩
    • smell like milk chocolate, but as the smell fade, it will leave a dirty sock odor
  3. ☠️
    • with this kind of image it has to smell like death right? Not really, it will be a well roasted marshmallow scent that remind you of summer camp
  4. 💋
    • have you ever kiss a girl with lipgloss? Me neither lol So what will it smell like? Why not cigarette with a lingering odor of burn charcoal? Because I’m evil
  5. 🤡
    • What does clown remind you of? It remind me of lemonade somehow… Lemonade with a linger smell of pie
  6. 👹
    • This is an oni. It smell will be that of clay

Mr. Cottontail

Day 6: Create three original screen names and passwords that the Easter Bunny may use when logging in to check his email.

When we talk about Easter Bunny, the one from the animation “Rise of the guardians” from Dreamworks. You know the one that’s all build and super agile. So I’ve created those name with his image in mind.

  • MrCottontail_thefirst
  • Eggilicious
  • Ninjaturtle